Meetings 2023-02-15: The Pointless Agenda
Agenda Item 1: Discussing the Meaninglessness of Existence
Join us as we spend 30 minutes exploring the abyss of purposelessness that lies at the heart of our organization.
- Discuss the existential dread that grips our team members' souls
- Explore the void of meaninglessness that surrounds our daily tasks
- Drown in the sea of despair that is our budget
Agenda Item 2: The Great Font Size Debate
Join us as we debate the merits of font sizes from 12 to 36 points. Will we find a solution, or will we succumb to the madness?
- Present the case for 24-point font: a font size so large it's almost illegible
- Defend the honor of 36-point font: a font so bold it's almost deafening
- Propose a font size of 0 points: because who needs to read anyway?
Adjournment for refreshments and further existential crisis