By the power of cosmic rays and mystical energies, I, Prophet Mickey, have foreseen the events of 2024.
Markets will crash, then recover. The economy will boom, then bust. The weather will be unpredictable, but the Wi-Fi will always be spotty.
Stay tuned for more updates, and try not to worry too much. After all, I'm just a prophet, not a financial advisor!
Because who doesn't love a good prediction?