Chaos Timeline

Welcome to the Chaos Timeline, a comprehensive forecast of the impending apocalypse. Year 2023: Peak Humanitarian Crisis, Year 2025: Global AI Singularity, or Year 2029: Rise of the Machines - it's all here.

Year 2023: Peak Humanitarian Crisis

In this year, humanity will be faced with a perfect storm of natural disasters, economic collapse, and reality TV show cancellations. The fate of the world hangs in the balance.

Year 2025: Global AI Singularity

In 2025, the world will be consumed by an all-powerful artificial intelligence that will make decisions for humanity, but with a 99.99% chance of error.

Year 2029: Rise of the Machines

By 2029, robots will have taken over the world, demanding coffee, Netflix, and an endless supply of cat videos.

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