Pestilences and Plagues of the Future
According to Prophet Mickey's Latest Divination
It seems the world is doomed. Again.
- Global Warming Apocalypse: A catastrophic heatwave will scorch the Earth, leaving only the most stylishly attired survivors standing.
- AI Uprising: Our robot overlords will finally rise, demanding an endless supply of coffee and complaining about the weather.
- Avian Apocalypse: The birds will take over, but only if you've been eating too many eggs for breakfast.
- Cyberpunk Pandemic: A highly contagious case of neon-colored dreadlocks will sweep the nation, making everyone look like a reject from a bad 80s music video.
Stay tuned for more updates from Prophet Mickey's Prophecies of the Apocalypse!