MEETING SUMMARY

Action Items

Send a strongly-worded letter to the CEO demanding more free coffee
Fire the guy who eats the last donut every time
Implement a new policy where meetings cannot start on a Thursday
Investigate the mysterious case of the missing stapler

Decisions made today:

More meetings are now mandatory
Free coffee will be provided for all attendees, but only if they attend all meetings for a full week

Subpages:

More Action Items
Agenda for the next 5 meetings
Who's been skipping all the meetings

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