Meeting Minute 20: The Ultimate Productivity Killer

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Bob, John's Cat

Action Items:

• 1. Call the IT department to ask why the copier is still on fire.
• 2. Decide whether to eat the leftover pizza from the 1999 company picnic.
• 3. Figure out why the stapler is possessed.

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