1. Departmental Head (DH)
2. Senior Staff (SS)
3. Intern of the Year (IY)
4. Janitor (J)
1. Introduction
2. The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Calibration
3. The Great Debate: Paperclips vs. Staplers
4. Adjournment
1. The meeting was called to order at 10:00:00 by the Departmental Head.
2. The Senior Staff presented their findings on the proper calibration of the coffee machine.
3. The Intern of the Year made a passionate argument for the use of paperclips over staplers.
3. After much debate, the Departmental Head declared the paperclip to be the winner.
4. The meeting was adjourned at 11:00:00.