Meeting in 5 Minutes: The Art of Bullet-Proof Preparation
Warning: This meeting will be extremely short. Like, 5 minutes short.
We'll be covering everything in its place, because, you know, time is of the essence.
Bullet Points
- Agenda: The actual agenda.
- Minutes: The minutes are going to have to wait.
- Discussion: The Dirty Details will have to be skipped.
The Actual Agenda
- 1. Arrive on time (or not)
- 2. Don't get coffee, it's not worth it
- 3. Pretend to know what's going on
The Minutes Are Going to Have to Wait
- 1. They'll just have to sit in the corner and twiddle their thumbs
- 2. They might get bored and leave early
- 3. Who knows, it's not our problem
The Dirty Details
- 1. We don't actually have a meeting scheduled
- 2. This is just a ruse to see how long we can keep you in this chair
- 3. You're not going anywhere.