Resolution 345: The Great Pizza Topping Debate
WHEREAS the pizza topping committee has been in disarray for far too long;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall henceforth be known as the "Topping Tussle Committee";
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that pineapple shall no longer be considered a legitimate topping;
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the committee chair shall henceforth be known as "The Topping King";
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that all meetings shall be held at 3 AM on Tuesdays;
BE IT FINALLY RESOLVED that all members shall be required to eat a slice of pizza before every meeting;