1. Rule 1: No actual work allowed. This meeting will be for brainstorming, but not really.
2. Rule 2: All ideas must be presented in a PowerPoint presentation. Colorful slides only.
3. Rule 3: If an idea involves a spreadsheet, it's automatically disqualified.
4. Rule 4: No one is actually expected to follow these rules, but it sounds good to say that we are.
5. Rule 5: The coffee machine in the corner will not be used as a whiteboard.

Additional meeting rules will be announced later. Or maybe not.

If you have a great idea for a new rule, email rules@meeting54321.com and we might, possibly, hopefully, add it.