Meeting Minutes: The Unmitigated Disaster

Minutes from the meeting that went terribly, horribly, fantastically wrong.

Attendees:

• John, the CEO who fell asleep
• Jane, the intern who was supposed to be on a break
• Mike, the IT guy who was there to make us all feel guilty about using our phones
• David, the guy who ate the last donut
• Me, the guy who had to take notes while pretending not to be bored

Agenda:

1. Discuss the new marketing strategy

2. Review the budget (again)

3. Eat donuts

Decisions:

• We decided not to eat more donuts, but only because they were all gone.
• We decided to pretend we're interested in the new marketing strategy, but actually fell asleep during the presentation.
• We decided to review the budget, but only after we had eaten all the donuts.