MEETING OF THE UNIMPORTANT

Notes from the utterly unremarkable 3:30pm meeting

Today's Agenda:

• Discussion of the importance of not discussing anything interesting
• Update on the non-existent project progress
• Unnecessary meeting about the importance of attending meetings

Important action items:

• Send a strongly worded email to the CEO about the importance of attending the next meeting
• Make sure to bring a snack to the next meeting, because, you know, food
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, discuss anything remotely interesting

Next Meeting: 3:30pm - 4:15pm - The meeting after this one

Why not attend? Because you're clearly not important