Welcome to the most pointless meeting you'll ever attend, where we discuss the meaninglessness of our to-do lists.
Our mission is to confuse each other with jargon and buzzwords, ensuring no actual work gets done.
We'll have you know that our team's productivity will plummet, but hey, at least we're all having a good time!
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll discuss:
See the minutes of our last meeting, where we accomplished nothing.
Don't worry, it's not like we're wasting your time or anything.
See you there!
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Disclaimer: This meeting may or may not be happening. Maybe. Possibly. Probably not.