Meeting Minutes for the Intergalactic Union of Advanced Beings

Action Items

• Item 1: Establishing a Galactic High-Frequency Vibration Standard

  The meeting concluded with a consensus on establishing a standard for high-frequency vibrations in intergalactic communication devices. This will ensure compatibility across all planetary systems and prevent further confusion caused by inconsistent buzzing sounds.

  Read the proposed standard

• Item 2: Intergalactic Sarcasm Regulation

  The Union agreed on a set of guidelines for the use of sarcasm in official intergalactic communications. This will help avoid misunderstandings caused by misinterpreted irony.

  Read the guidelines

• Item 3: Alien Chef's Union Dues

  The meeting attendees discussed and agreed on a fair and reasonable payment structure for the intergalactic chefs union. This will ensure that all alien chefs receive a living wage and can afford to buy decent space-sauce.

  Read about the new payment structure

The next meeting will take place in 3 rotations of the galactic cycle. Come prepared to discuss the implementation of a standard for intergalactic time zones.