Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 - 10:00 AM: Union Dues: The Movie Trailer
- 10:00 - 10:30 AM: Coffee Break (BYOD, Bring Your Own Dues)
- 10:30 - 12:00 PM: Dues-ful Negotiations with Management
- 12:00 - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (Union-Approved Snacks Only)
- 1:00 - 3:00 PM: Union Dues: The Musical (starring the Union DuDEs)
Side effects of attending this meeting may include: Union-Due-Syndrome