Join us as we embark on a wild adventure of pointless discussions and awkward silences. Today, we'll introduce ourselves and pretend to be excited about being here.
Attendees: See who's coming
Get an update on the status of the project that's been on the backburner since the last meeting. Spoiler alert: it's still not done.
Presenter: Get the thrilling details
Time to grab a snack, stretch your legs, or pretend to be working on your tasks.
Location: The break room. Or the vending machine. Or just stare at the wall, we won't judge.
Join us for a session of unbridled creativity and possibly some actual progress. Or just sit there, looking confused.
Leader: See the master plan
Time to grab some lunch! Or just eat a stale sandwich from last week's meeting.
Location: The break room. Or the cafeteria. Or just your desk, we won't judge.
Get the latest on who's doing what, and who's not doing anything at all.
Reporter: Read the report
See who's in charge of doing what. Or pretend like you're not in charge of anything.
Assignor: Get the task list
It's almost over! Join us for a thrilling conclusion to our meeting of the minds.
Leader: See the end of the world