MEETING AGENDA

Meeting 8: The One Where We Pretend To Care About Each Other's Feelings

Decisions from meeting 2:

1. Who ate the last donut in the break room?

We decided to blame it on Bob, but let's be real, it was probably Karen who did it.

2. What is the meaning of life?

We punted on that one.

3. When is the next meeting?

Next meeting in 5 minutes. Don't be late.

4. Can we have more donuts?

Decision tabled. More donuts are on the way!

5. Who is the meeting leader?

We decided it's not really anyone's job to lead. That's just a myth perpetuated by the managment.

Next meeting: Meeting 9: The One Where We Pretend To Care About Each Other's Feelings Even More