MEETING AGENDA

8:00 - 8:15: Arrival, Greetings, and Sycophantic Small Talk

Attendees: Arrive Early, Arrive Often

8:15 - 8:30: Agenda Item 1 - Important Sounding Nonsense

1. Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
2. Item 2: Decide on the best way to reorganize the stapler in the break room.
3. Item 3: Elect the new CEO (or not)

Decisions:

• Adopt the new stapler arrangement
• Elect the current CEO, but only if they agree to wear a funny hat
• Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

8:30 - 8:45: Break - Free Time (or Not)

Visit the Snack Bar for free time, or not

8:45 - 9:00: Action Plan - Doing Stuff

1. Item 1: Implement the new stapler arrangement
2. Item 2: Wear funny hats to meetings
3. Item 3: Abandon all productivity and watch cat videos