MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

5:00 PM - THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY

1. We will discuss the impending doom of our quarterly targets. 2. We will debate the merits of eating a whole pizza in one sitting. 3. We will contemplate the meaning of life and the futility of existence.

DECISIONS OF DOOM

Decisions of Doom

1. We will sacrifice our souls to meet the quarterly targets. 2. We will deny all claims of personal responsibility. 3. We will blame it on the interns.

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