Big Corp: The Meeting prophets

Big-Corp Mary (CEO)

Chairperson of the meeting, and the real chairperson of the world.

Known for her extensive knowledge of Excel and her ability to make spreadsheets look like art.

Reginald P. Bottomsworth

VP of Sales and Marketing. Known for being able to sell ice to the Inuit, and for his extensive collection of novelty socks.

Currently on a mission to convince the world that "bottomsworth" is a real word.

Dr. Emily P. Brain

CFO of Big Corp. Known for her ability to balance the books, and for her extensive knowledge of ancient Sumerian accounting practices.

Currently on sabbatical, but only to work on her novel, "The Art of Financial Wizardry".

Bob "The Bull" McGee

CIO of Big Corp. Known for his uncanny ability to crash the company's website, and for his extensive collection of novelty tie clips.

Currently on a mission to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent in the break room.