Meet the Soda Lobbyists

Present at the meeting:

• Big-Sugar-Barry
• Cola-Colin
• Root-Behind-Bob
• Dr.-Bob-the-Fizzy

Agenda:

1. Item 1: Increasing sugar content in our beloved fizzy drinks
2. Item 2: Paying off more politicians to get our way
3. Item 3: Discrediting water as a competitor

Location:

The meeting is being held in a hidden underground bunker beneath a secret soda factory.