We're currently meeting in a windowless conference room in the bowels of the corporate high-rise. Please report any existential crises or spontaneous onsets of boredom to HR.
Agenda:
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John, the guy who's always eating a sandwich
Jane, the one with the 'I'm listening' face
Bob, the guy who's only here for the free coffee
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Discussing the merits of 'in-person' meetings
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Decide on a new meeting schedule
Current Time-Wasting Efforts:
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The 10-minute pause for 'one last thing'
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The 30-minute tangent on 'is this a good idea?'
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The 2-hour discussion of 'who ate the last donut'