Issue: The undead are rising from their graves at an alarming rate. The cause of this sudden surge in unlife is unknown, but theories range from the apocalypse to a zombie outbreak.
The subcommittee tasked with investigating the matter reported that the issue is more complex than initially thought. The undead are not only rising from their graves but are also seeking revenge against the living.
The complaints committee is currently overwhelmed with reports of undead-related grievances. Some have complained of zombie attacks, while others have expressed concerns over the aesthetic implications of a zombie apocalypse.
The decision-making committee is in a heated debate over the best course of action to take. Some propose calling in the army, while others suggest a more...diplomatic approach.
DECLARE WAR DECLARE PEACE DECLARE BURRITO ISSUE COMPLAINTS