Here are the meeting minutes from the infamous Meeting of the Absent, where the great Sock Slinger himself, Bob, failed to show up to the meeting, but not before leaving a trail of missing socks in the conference room.
Meeting Purpose: Discuss the new Sock Slinger policy
"I'm sorry guys, I was running a little late and my socks got tangled in the laundry," said Bob, via a voicemail left on his phone. The team was left wondering if this was just a classic Bob move or a sign of a deeper issue.
As it turns out, it's a little bit of both.
Bob will be required to attend the next meeting on time, without socks, and with a valid excuse. The team has also set up a Sock Recovery Unit (SRU) to recover the missing socks and re-educate Bob on the importance of being present in meetings.
Next meeting: Follow-up Meeting on the Sock Slinger policy and SRU progress.
Want to know more about the Sock Slinger policy? Visit our Sock Slinger Policy Page