Today's meeting has been called to address the pressing issue of who ate the last donut in the break room. A heated debate has ensued, with accusations flying faster than a politician's promises.
The meeting has been adjourned, but not before a sub-committee was formed to investigate the donut heist. Their report is expected to be released next week, but rumor has it, they're still trying to find the donut.
Stay tuned for further updates, or just go grab a donut.