Today we will be discussing the finer points of staring at the wall.
Subcommittee A will present their findings on the best way to organize the dust bunnies under the conference table.
Following that, we will engage in a heated debate about the merits of using a Sharpie or a Fisher space pen for doodling on the whiteboard during the meeting.
There will be a short break for "recharge and rehydrate" which will involve sitting in the break room and staring at the wall some more.
Subcommittee B will present their report on the feasibility of using the copier as a makeshift microphone during the meeting.
And finally, we'll wrap up with a group discussion on the importance of using Comic Sans in our meeting minutes.