Which End is Up in the Apsidal Conundrum?

Today, we'll debate the age-old question: which end is up?

Hear Argument 2: The Celestial Perspective Read Argument 3: The Inverted Uprising

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Argument 1: The Obvious Choice

The answer to this question is simple: the end with the arrow pointing up is, of course, the up end.

This is just basic geometry, folks.

But wait, there's more! Argument 2: The Celestial Perspective challenges this assumption.

Argument 2: The Celestial Perspective

What about the stars, people? Don't you know that the universe is expanding? The up end could very well be on the other side of the horizon!

It's not just about geometry, it's about the cosmos.

But don't get too caught up in the stars, Argument 3: The Inverted Uprising has some harsh words for us all.

Argument 3: The Inverted Uprising

Are we just talking about the physical world here? What if I tell you that the up end is actually on the bottom of the abyss? That's right, the up end is just a social construct.

It's all about power dynamics, baby!

But don't get too hung up on the power struggle, Argument 1: The Obvious Choice still holds some sway.