The Inconvenient Truth

Today's agenda:

¶ Meeting with the team to discuss the impending doom and gloom of our current situation.

¶ Review of our budget, because apparently, we're running out of money.

¶ A special guest appearance by the CEO, who will no doubt bore us all to tears with their "vision" for the future.

Action Item 1: "Sacrifice a Goat to Appease the Gods" Action Item 1.1: "Write a strongly worded letter to the CEO"