Action Item 1, Section 1, Subsection 1-3, Item 4-2-1: Meetings of Utter Disinterest
A meeting so mind-numbingly dull, it'll put you into a coma. But hey, at least the snacks are good.
Present: John, Jane, and Bob. Absent: Everyone else.
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of life
- Item 2: Debate the merits of beige vs. beige
- Item 3: Watch paint dry (optional)
Next meeting: Never.
Decisions:
- Item 1: We're all just going through the motions
- Item 2: The beige is fine, really
- Item 3: We're all just pretending to care (except for John, who actually does)