Meetings: Action Item 1.2 - Unresolved, Unaddressed, and Unresolvedly Unaddressed

Action Item 1.2: The Unresolvedness

This action item is a perfect example of why meetings are a complete waste of time.

Someone should really look into this.

Escalate to Someone Who Doesn't Care Add to Agenda for Next Tuesday Create PowerPoint Presentation to Put Everyone to Sleep

Sub-Action Item 1.3: The Unaddressedness

This sub-action item is a great opportunity to put off actual work until next week.

Who needs to do work when you can just talk about it?

Delegate to Intern Who Doesn't Know What's Going On Create Fake Report to Make it Look Like Progress is Being Made Call in Sick, Blame It on Coffee Machine

Sub-Action Item 1.4: The Unaddressedness of Unresolvedness

This sub-sub-action item is a chance to really confuse everyone and make them wonder why we're still talking about this.

Let's just pretend to care and see how long we can keep this up!

Create Flowchart to Represent the Chaos Call Meeting to Discuss Why Nothing is Getting Done Send Email to Everyone, Blame It on IT

Sub-Action Item 1.5: The Unaddressedness of Unresolvedness of Unaddressedness

This sub-sub-sub-action item is the perfect excuse to have a meeting about meetings.

Let's just keep going and see how deep we can get!

Create Meeting Agenda to Discuss the Agenda Invite Entire Company to Join the Meeting to See How Much Time We've Wasted Call in External Expert to Tell Us What We're Doing Wrong