Date: Yesterday
Time: 14:00
Location: The Conference Room
Attendees:
Summary:
The meeting was called to discuss the alleged Sock Conspiracy, a phenomenon in which socks go missing in the wash, only to be found in strange, unexplained places around the house. The meeting was adjourned due to the lack of concrete evidence and the realization that the attendees were too tired to care.
Recommendations:
- Install Sock-Tracking Software
- Hire a Sock Detective
Read Sock Conspiracy Theory Document
Next Meeting: Sock Conspiracy Theory