Actual Decision

After a heated discussion, the team has decided to... adjourn ... and then adjourn again. Because, priorities.

Decision: More meetings, because who needs productivity?

Adjournment: 15 minutes of awkward small talk, followed by 30 minutes of staring at spreadsheets.

Aftermath: The team is now on a strict "no meeting" policy for the next 24 hours. Because, seriously, who needs meetings?