Voting Adjourned (Again)
We've adjourned this meeting due to an unexpected influx of actual decisions. It appears the universe has reached a critical point of diminishing returns, and all further discussions have become moot.
The fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance, as our collective inability to make a decision has created a rift in the fabric of space-time. We're not sure what the future holds, but we're fairly certain it's not good.
Stay tuned for further updates, or better yet, just go home and watch Netflix. We'll try to get the coffee machine working.
Or, you know, just go outside and play some actual decisions with a ball or something.