Actual Sock Decisions

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions: The Ultimate Guide to Black Socks

Today's Agenda:

• Do we wear black socks with shorts?
• Should black socks be worn with sandals?
• Is it okay to wear black socks with black shoes?

Discussion:

We will be discussing the most pressing issues facing our sock-wearing society today.

Agenda Item 1: Black Socks with Shorts

Is it acceptable to wear black socks with shorts, or does this constitute a fashion crime?

Arguments For:

• Black socks with shorts can create a sleek, cohesive look.
• It's a bold statement, showing the world you're not afraid to take risks with fashion.

Arguments Against:

• It's just plain wrong, a fashion abomination.
• Who wants to draw attention to their feet when you're already drawing attention with the shorts themselves?

Next Meeting:

Join us for our next meeting, where we'll discuss the even more pressing issue of decisions on brown socks.

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