After careful consideration, it has been decided that pink socks are the future of footwear. Their sheer brightness and unapologetic tackiness have been deemed acceptable.
Learn more about our vision of the futureSome of our esteemed colleagues have argued that pink socks are a travesty, an affront to all that is decent and tasteful. But we remain unmoved.
Read the counter-argumentsWe will be implementing a new sock policy, effective immediately. All employees are required to wear pink socks to work on Tuesdays.
View the implementation plan