This is the actual issues list. Where the problems of the world come to die.
The coffee machine has ceased to function, leaving the office a desolate wasteland of caffeine-starved zombies.
The mini-fridges in the break room are overflowing with last week's leftovers, creating a hazardous waste management crisis.
Despite our best efforts, the interns remain, sucking the very life out of our office with their constant questions and 'learning experiences'.
Stay tuned for more Actual Issues!