Actual Meeting: Actual Agenda

Agenda for Today's Actual Meeting

• Actual Topic 1: "The Coffee Machine is Broken"

  This is a real emergency. The coffee machine is not dispensing actual coffee. We need to discuss this.

  Actual Meeting: Coffee Machine Emergency
• Actual Topic 2: "The New Project Deadline is Actual"

  Because the previous deadline was clearly not actual, we have a new one. Actual people, actual deadline.

  Actual Meeting: New Deadline
• Actual Topic 3: "The Actual Break Room is Actual Smelly"

  It's not just the coffee machine, our break room is also an actual disaster.

  Actual Meeting: Break Room Smell

Actual meetings are actual meetings, folks. Don't be late.