You've been stuck in this meeting for 3 hours and 14 minutes. The clock is moving, but time itself has lost all meaning.
The fluorescent lights are humming, but the air is stale. Someone left their lunch in the break room fridge from 2018.
We are pleased to inform you that this meeting will continue for another 2.5 hours. Don't worry, it's not like you have a life outside of work.
Also, please note that the break room is now closed for "safety reasons". You may not eat or drink anything until further notice.
But don't worry, we're almost done with the agenda! Just 5 more minutes...
Click here for more information on Break Room Safety Protocols