Minutes from the 4th actual meeting of the Galactic Donut Council (GDC) - 23rd Galactic Cycle 3456
Present: Lord Vortex, Lord Pecora, Lord Zorvath
Agenda Item: The Great Donut Hierarchy Debate (GHD)
Lord Vortex: As the current Lord of the Rings, I decree that donuts are the superior pastry.
Lord Pecora: But what of the majestic Cronut, the donut variant with the flaky crust and the sweet, sweet majesty?
Lord Zorvath: Silence, mortal Pecora! The GHD is not a democracy, but a monarchy, with the donut as our supreme ruler.
Proceedings continue on the next page... Appendix: Official GDC Donut Classification Chart