Actual Meeting 1: The One Where We Talked About Socks

Minutes from this actual meeting have been lost to the ages, but the memories of our discussion on the importance of wearing matching socks remain.

Present: Bob, Alice, Charlie, Dave, and the mysterious, unseen Handouts Committee.

Agenda:

• Section 1: Sock Color Theory
• Section 2: The Ethics of Sock Pairs
• Section 3: The Sock Puppet Debate

Key Points:

• Bob: 'We must all be seen in our socks of choice, or risk losing our individuality.'
• Alice: 'But what about those of us who prefer stripes? Do we not have the right to our own identity?'
• Charlie: 'I propose we have a Sock of the Month club, where we all wear the same sock, and it becomes the new standard.'
• Dave: 'I think we should have a Sock Amnesty, where we all just go barefoot, and forget about it.'