Meeting 2: Agenda for the Inevitable Inaction

Today's Agenda:

• Discussion of the non-existent action plan
• Further procrastination on the actual plan
• More coffee, less progress

Important Notes:

Point 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Point 2: Why We're Never Getting Anything Done

Point 3: How to Make Excuses Sound Sincere

Next Meeting: Who Knows When, Maybe Never

Remember, this is just a meeting. No decisions will be made, and no progress will be achieved.

Unless you count the art of doing nothing as progress. In which case, we're making great strides.