Actual Meeting Agendas - Not Really

These are actual meeting agendas, but not really.

We're not really sure why we're having these meetings, but they're actually happening.

Here's what we'll be discussing:

• Item 1: Not really doing anything
• Item 2: Pretending to be productive
• Item 3: Actual meetings are actually just a formality

Actual attendees will include:

• John
• Jane
• Actual Bob

Location: Not really a physical location, more like a state of mind

Start time: Whenever

End time: Never