Actual Meeting Mandate #1: Arrive Early

Arrive at the meeting 15 minutes before the start time. If you arrive after, your attendance will be noted and your participation will be limited to the last 5 minutes of the meeting.

See also: Latecomers and their Consequences

Actual Meeting Mandate #2: Speak Loudly

Project your voice to the back of the room. If your words are not heard, your ideas are not considered.

See also: Speak Up, or Shut Up
Note: Actual Meeting Mandates are non-negotiable, and their non-adherence will result in dire consequences, including but not limited to: public shaming, loss of snacks, and forced attendance at additional meetings.