Actual Meetings: Minutes of the Present

Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Unproductive

• Item 1: Discussion of the meaning of life
• Item 2: Bureaucratic red tape and pointless form-filling
• Item 3: The futility of trying to get anything done

Adjournment and After-Effects

The meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM, with no actual progress made.

The after-effects of the meeting included:

• Increased feelings of existential dread among participants.
• Unnecessary expenditure of taxpayer funds on meeting room rent.
• One participant's cat was traumatized by the experience.