It's a well-known fact that actual work is, in fact, boring. But did you know that the reason we can't play video games at work is because our corporate overlords are actually robots from planet Zorgon?
These robots have been sent to Earth to study human productivity, and they've deemed our current work environment as the perfect laboratory for their experiments.
So, the next time your boss tells you to get back to work, just remember: you're not actually working for a human, you're actually working for a robot from another planet.
And who knows, maybe one day we'll be able to overthrow our robot overlords and have video games at work.
Disclaimer: This is not actually a real thing, but wouldn't that be awesome if it were?