WARNING: Meeting in Progress
This meeting has been in session for an undisclosed amount of time. All participants are advised to remain calm and continue discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Current Agenda:
- Pointless discussion of the meaning of "synergy" and its applications in the modern workplace
- Unpacking the intricacies of the company's new coffee machine
- Exploring the feasibility of turning the conference room into a cat cafe
Current Participants:
- John Doe (HR Representative)
- Jane Doe (Marketing Manager)
- CEO (self-appointed)
Next Scheduled Meeting:
The Future (Time: Unknown, Location: Unknown)