Prophet X: The Great and Powerful

Meet the one who has foreseen the fate of all meetings. His prophecies are never wrong, but often boring.

His prophecies include:

• Tomorrow's meeting will be longer than today's.
• The conference room coffee machine will be out of coffee for 3 hours.
• A person will ask the question "What is the WiFi password?" during the meeting.

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