MEETING AGENDA

Item 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

Discussion of the recent donut heist in the break room. Possible suspects include: Bob, Karen, and that one guy from HR.

Adjournment Plan

Item 2: "The New Coffee Machine is a Lie"

Complaints about the new coffee machine's inability to actually dispense coffee. Who is to blame? Is it the machine, or is it us?

Adjournment Plan

Item 3: "The Inflatable Chair Incident"

An investigation into the mysterious popping of the office chair that one person sat on. Was it an accident, or was it... deliberate?

Click here to adjourn or click here, but let's be real, you're not going home until we get to the bottom of these donuts