Meetings can get real, and sometimes it's just easier to suddenly and arbitrarily decide to just adjourn the whole thing.
Here's a plan for the next time it happens:
- Step 1: Call a meeting.
- Step 2: Get everyone's hopes up.
- Step 3: Suddenly, just stop.
- Step 4: Pretend you're just getting a snack, but really you're just
thinking about your life choices(optional: actually get a snack).
When to Adjourn: A Guide
Here's when you know it's time:
- When someone starts talking about feelings.
- When someone says "just one more thing."
- When someone mentions their aunt's cousin twice.
- When someone starts drawing flowcharts.
- When someone suggests a group hug (or any kind of hug).
Just remember, the art of adjournment is all about the unexpected.