Warning: this page is a portal to a dimension where meetings never end.
By law, all meetings must be adjourned at least three times before they are officially considered cancelled.
But don't worry! You can still attend our adjourned meeting:
Or, if you're feeling really productive, procrastinate with us!
Disclaimer: The adjourned meeting protocol is subject to change without notice. Or notice. Or anything.
Adjourned meetings - where productivity goes to die!